All you wanted was infinite power. Instead you get eternity with Gilbert Gottfried.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Has linked their Steam account on their profile.

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Has completed 25 quizzes.

We're making you angry, and we wouldn't like you when you're angry!

You want to shoot things.

Of course your heart is cold. It isn't even beating!

With everybody else so serious all the time, somebody's gotta crack the jokes.

For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.

So mopey...so sparkly.

What you lack in height you make up for in charm.

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

You wave that geek flag, and you wave it proudly.

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

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We won the Webby...because we rule!

Has won 10 battles without the loss of a complete army

"Surrender Monkey!"

Has won 10 battles

Has won more than one battle consecutively

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Better Red than Dead! Red Faction!

Has fought 10 battles

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

Has won a battle

Has fought 1 battle

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Has been added as a friend.

Has created a user profile.

Has added a friend!

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has set an avatar.