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We won the Webby...because we rule!

I voted in the Red Faction Blow Stuff Up Mash-Up!

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You rolled a Bulbasaur on your INT check, but hopefully you had fun with the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Answered all 150 questions correct in the six-part Summer E Games Epic Quiz

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Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz

Has completed 10 quizzes.

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I downloaded Issue 210 as a PDF!

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Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

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Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

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Got the Bad Ending in POTA2

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

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Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz

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Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched every episode of There Will Be Brawl

Enjoyed the contents of the 2009 Advent Calendar

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

I watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!

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"Hear the lamentations of their women!"

Has received and read messages from 10 people.

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Correctly chose the winner of March Mayhem: Developers Showdown 2010

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Aced the Open-Book Escapist Quiz

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Pure-hearted and innocent, you bring sunshine to the world. Healing spells, too.

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Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

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Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

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Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

I know what you're going to say.

The first time is always the best time.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

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Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

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