You may spend a lot on hair products, but are still quite evil.

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You've gained an extra life!

This doesn't mean pyscho crazy or anything...just regular awesome crazy...which borderlines sugar-high crazy

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Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

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Has been added as a friend.

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Has created a user profile.

Has been added as a friend by 25 others.

Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

Has received and read messages from 25 people.

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

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Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

Has fought 10 battles

"Surrender Monkey!"

Has won more than one battle consecutively

We won the Webby...because we rule!

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

"Crush your enemies!"

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Created a thread with over 10,000 views.

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Not for use while gaming.

Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Whatever you do, don't click here.

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!