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Earned The Master result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

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Thrice educated on games and learning.

The cursed numbers of misfortune.

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

Commented on an episode of Extra Credits

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

It's all about the music

You've got mail!

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

Would you like another pellet?

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

The first time is always the best time.

I know what you're going to say.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Why can't these dang zombies just let me sit here and eat this donut?

Has read 250 Stolen Pixels comics.

So terribly tortured inside.

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

Best used on siblings or coworkers.

Of course your heart is cold. It isn't even beating!

Has completed 50 quizzes.

You're not a master yet, but you're learning.

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You'll save the world once you remember who you are.

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You listen to fan remixes of videogame tunes... if you don't make them yourself.

You wave that geek flag, and you wave it proudly.

The fates have decided ... along with your help.

Don't think we don't see you making eyes at those other badges, pal.

You never met a back that wasn't worth stabbing.

It would take something or someone very special to thaw you out.

You mean there's more to The Escapist than just the forums? Huh, you had no idea.

You do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.

Solo is for suckers

Your Mario-Fu is so weak, you must be a Goomba. Watch for falling plumbers.

Watched 52 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Aced the Open-Book Escapist Quiz

Watched all 26 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

You've been following the Michaels since the videogame Armageddon began.

Watched 45 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Watched 16 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 35 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

This pineapple is not for eating. Take your fruit outside and play.

Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched 25 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 15 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched 7 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

Watched 8 episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz

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Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

You rolled a Bulbasaur on your INT check, but hopefully you had fun with the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

I downloaded Issue 210 as a PDF!

For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.

We won the Webby...because we rule!

Better Red than Dead! Red Faction!

Has fought 1 battle

I backed one of the fighters in the Escapist Street Fighter IV Throwdown!

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Kewl as a cucumber, that is what my Dad always used to say. I guess he was hip to the jive before I was!

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Has added a friend!

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♫ All around invaded Earth / the SPARTAN drove the Warthog ♫

Maybe you're good, maybe you're not. But you're definitely you, and that's what matters.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

For winning a copy of Warhammer Online in the Video Trivia contest on The Escapist!

Has set an avatar.

Has created a user profile.