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Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

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We won the Webby...because we rule!

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Has been added as a friend by 10 others.

Has earned more than 10,000 treasure

Has won more than one battle consecutively

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

Has fought 10 battles

Has won a battle

Has fought 1 battle

Not sure if 4EVAR is good or bad, but at least it's SWEET!

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has added more than 10 friends.

Has been added as a friend.

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Has set an avatar.

Has created a user profile.

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

You find these pair nicely with your giant package of underpants.

"Crush your enemies!"

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

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Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Would you like another pellet?

Watched all the PAX Extra Credits coverage

It's all about the music

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits