Voted in every match-up in March Mayhem 2010

Who says ceremonial assassination can't be festive?

Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

You've been following the Michaels since the videogame Armageddon began.

Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

You know so much about Apocalypse Lane, you get your very own Cuddles!

Watched 45 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched 35 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched 25 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched 15 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched 7 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

I watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!

Watched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Has linked their Steam account on their profile.

Watched 8 episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched 16 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Member of 1 User Group

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Apparently you studied political science and mass murder at college. That’s how you got 100% on the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!

You rolled a Bulbasaur on your INT check, but hopefully you had fun with the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

We won the Webby...because we rule!

"See them driven before you!"

"Crush your enemies!"

"This is SPARTA!"

Has won 10 battles without the loss of a complete army

Has won 10 battles

Has fought 10 battles

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

Has won more than one battle consecutively

Has won a battle

Has fought 1 battle

"Surrender Monkey!"

Has added more than 100 friends.

Has been added as a friend by 50 others.

Has been added as a friend by 25 others.

Has been added as a friend by 10 others.

Has been added as a friend.

Has added more than 10 friends.

Has added a friend!

Has set an avatar.

Has created a user profile.

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Adventuring is a kid's game, but you'll offer a sword and some tips.

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Has connected their profile to their Facebook account.

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Watched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World

You are infinitely more intelligent than the pitiful creatures with only one eye.

Master of sky, land and sea, arcane power and physical strength make you the greatest creature that has ever lived.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

I know what you're going to say.

The first time is always the best time.

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Would you like another pellet?

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

You've got mail!

It's all about the music

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

The cursed numbers of misfortune.

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

Shared a piece of content using the Like button

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews