Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

They keep forever, and can cure anything.

Has been added as a friend.

The ZP Mashup was no match for me! *flex*

Has added a friend!

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has set an avatar.

Has created a user profile.

It's nice to give someone a smile...even on a candy heart

Has fought 1 battle

Has been added as a friend by 10 others.

Has won a battle

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

We won the Webby...because we rule!

Has won more than one battle consecutively

Has fought 10 battles

Has added more than 10 friends.

For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Has added their PSN account to their profile.

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz

Has won 10 battles

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Something to cull those wanton feelings at dusk.

Has linked their Steam account on their profile.

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Aced the Oscars quiz

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Has connected their profile to their Facebook account.

Has connected their twitter account to their user profile

Aced the BioShock quiz

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.

Member of 1 User Group

Voted in every match-up in March Mayhem 2010

Aced the Open-Book Escapist Quiz

Solo is for suckers

Has received and read messages from 10 people.

You do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.

Not very scary, but deadly, just the same.

There are some things you just love to hate.

Loyal, faithful, and true...just not very bright.

Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist

Don't think we don't see you making eyes at those other badges, pal.

Has completed 50 quizzes.

Yeah, you're kind of a nerd. So what, isn't everybody?

The fates have decided ... along with your help.

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Videogame music is cool and all, it's just not really your thing.

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Punch first, think later.

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

Not for use while gaming.

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

So mopey...so sparkly.

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

Quit gawking and toss me that shotgun so I can blast these bastards.

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

You are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

I know what you're going to say.

The first time is always the best time.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Would you like another pellet?

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

It's all about the music

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

The cursed numbers of misfortune.

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

Has been added as a friend by 25 others.

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

There are only two things that could make this better...

Do.Not.Click.This.Button

Whatever you do, don't click here.

Heroes may die, but legends endure.

You've uncovered the 11th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 12th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 9th Game of Christmas of 2011!

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You've uncovered the 8th Game of Christmas of 2011!