You'll save the world once you remember who you are.

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"See them driven before you!"

Voted in every match-up in March Mayhem 2010

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Holy cow BATTERIES! It's what I always wanted!

Better Red than Dead! Red Faction!

We won the Webby...because we rule!

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I voted in the Red Faction Blow Stuff Up Mash-Up!

You escaped from The Escapist's Phantom of the Arcade text adventure!

"Crush your enemies!"

"Veni, vidi, vici."

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"Surrender Monkey!"

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Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

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Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz

Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

Watched 7 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

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Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

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Solo is for suckers

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Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.

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Doesn't it look futuristic?

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

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There are only two things that could make this better...

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

For when you want to reach out and touch someone.

Shiny!