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paulgruberman
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Tech Team Member Staff Awards Keeping the hamsters running, one day at a time.Themisérables Staff Awards When duty calls, they pick up the phone.Arcade Escapee Halloween Party! You escaped from The Escapist's Phantom of the Arcade text adventure!Patron Saint of Oppression Staff Awards Ask me about my banhammerWebby 2011 Community Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!Webby Badge Community We won the Webby...because we rule!Batteries Holiday 2009 Holy cow BATTERIES! It's what I always wanted!Desert Bus Ticket Special Events I got off the Desert Bus in Las Vegas, Nevada!Bernie Unskippable Watched 3 episodes of UnskippableEscapist Gold Badge Planetside WAR! VICTORIOUS!The Average Bear Quiz Awards You're smarter than him! Congrats on getting 100% on the Escapist Birthday Quiz!4th Birthday PDF Special Events I downloaded Issue 210 as a PDF!Terminator Genre Wars "Crush your enemies!"Forum Vagabond Forum Awards Has posted in more than 10 different forums.Valentine's Day (Krazy4U) Valentine's Day This doesn't mean pyscho crazy or anything...just regular awesome crazy...which borderlines sugar-high crazyBells Holiday 2008 "Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow" - TennysonForum Explorer Forum Awards Has posted in more than 3 different forums.Make Yourself At Home Community Has created a user profile.I Can Has Friend? Community Has added a friend!You Like Me! Community Has been added as a friend.Face With A Name Community Has set an avatar. Notable Poster Forum Awards Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum] Chatty Forum Awards Has commented on over 100 different topics. You Really Like Me! Community Has been added as a friend by 10 others. The Neutral Fable II Maybe you're good, maybe you're not. But you're definitely you, and that's what matters. Zombie Hunter Halloween Party! Correctly identified all 30 zombies in WarCry's 30 Zombies in 30 Seconds game! Monster Masher Halloween Party! Correctly identified all 30 monsters in WarCry's 30 Monsters in 30 Seconds game! Hallo-winner Halloween Party! You completed all three Halloween events! A Hallo-winner is you! Bestest Friend Community Has added more than 10 friends. Genre Warrior Genre Wars Has fought 1 battle ZP Mashup Contests The ZP Mashup was no match for me! *flex* In Touch Community Has received and read messages from 10 people. Communicator Community Has received and read messages from 25 people. Connector Community Has received and read messages from 50 people. Tactician Genre Wars Has won a battle Triumphant Genre Wars Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army Surrender Monkey Genre Wars "Surrender Monkey!" Genre Campaigner Genre Wars Has fought 10 battles Windfall Genre Wars Has earned more than 20,000 in a single battle Master Tactician Genre Wars Has won 10 battles Resilient Genre Wars Has won more than one battle consecutively Regular Forum Awards Has posted in more than 12 different months. Socialite Community Has been added as a friend by 25 others. Hot Topic Forum Awards Created a thread with over 1,000 views. Excellent Topic! Forum Awards For creating a thread with over 50 replies. TF2 Tournament Member Special Events I was part of The Escapist's TF2 Tournament! 10 About 4 Quiz Awards For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz. 4th Birthday Special Events Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist! Cinco de Quizo Quiz Awards Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right! Up Your Sleeve Halloween Party! Got the Good Ending in POTA2 User Group Member Community Member of 1 User Group Zuu Zuu The Escapist Show Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show Always Running The Escapist Show Watched 8 episodes of The Escapist Show Ruskie Bear The Escapist Show Watched Red Alert on The Escapist Show Big Pete Apocalypse Lane Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode. Game Over, Man Doomsday Arcade Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade The Time is Now Doomsday Arcade Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade Fishy McSketcherson Unskippable Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable Cutscene Watcher Unskippable Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable And Yet, The Armadillo Unskippable Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable Master of Blinking Unskippable Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable Snaaaaaake! Unskippable Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable Ingenue Rebecca Mayes Muses Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse Subscriber Content Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist Pixel Burglar Stolen Pixels Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics. Pixel Bandit Stolen Pixels Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics. Lazer Cat Doomsday Arcade Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade Beta Chatter Community You know who will win in a fight between a T-Rex and a million kittens. Pixel Outlaw Stolen Pixels Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics. Early Edition Content Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist Decathaquiz Quiz Awards Has completed 10 quizzes. Batteries Not Included Halloween Party! Aced the 30 Robots in 30 Seconds Quiz Bloodsucker Halloween Party! Aced the 30 Vampires in 30 Seconds Quiz Horror Survival Halloween Party! Aced the 30 Horror Movies in 30 Seconds Quiz Rest In Halloween Party! Got the Bad Ending in POTA2  Hallo-winner 2009! Halloween Party! Completed the events in the Halloween Extravaganza Pandor The Escapist Show Watched 20 episodes of The Escapist Show Ubermensch Awards Gamers are the new supermen. Songstress Rebecca Mayes Muses Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing Starring Mike Patton Unskippable Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable Holiday Celebrator Holiday 2009 Enjoyed the contents of the 2009 Advent Calendar Cul-De-Sac'd Apocalypse Lane Watched 7 episodes of Apocalypse Lane User Group Bookmark Community Has posted in a user group on over 30 different days. Cutscene Fanatic Unskippable Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable Open Mic Rebecca Mayes Muses Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses Decimator Genre Wars "See them driven before you!" AVP Battle - Marine Contests Locked and Loaded! Hoo-rah! Join our AVP Battle! Maven Community Has received and read messages from 100 people. Twitter-er Community Has connected their twitter account to their user profile Epic Poster Forum Awards Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum] Pixel Kingpin Stolen Pixels Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics. User Group Regular Community Member of 15 user groups Two Bits o' Quiz Quiz Awards Has completed 25 quizzes. The Tactician Personality Quizzes You attack games as the cerebral challenges they are. Tourist Personality Quizzes You do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it. 5th Birthday PDF Special Events I downloaded issue 261 as a PDF M. Bison Personality Quizzes You make ass-kicking an art form. Chilly Personality Quizzes There's only so much love to go around. You dole your share out carefully. Clank Personality Quizzes What you lack in height you make up for in charm. Baby Seal Puncher Satan's Retrievers You're one bad dude, and are totally going to hell for that. Facebook Facebook Has connected their profile to their Facebook account. Hand of Fate Special Events The fates have decided ... along with your help. Casual Nerd Personality Quizzes Yeah, you're kind of a nerd. So what, isn't everybody? Laziness Personality Quizzes You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort... Hitting the Presses Content Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist Now and Later Halloween Party! Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy! Smarties Halloween Party! Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy! Candy Necklace Halloween Party! Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy! Lollipop Halloween Party! Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy! Lemonheads Halloween Party! Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy! Marshmallow Ghosts Halloween Party! Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy! Hersheys Mini Bars Halloween Party! Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy! Garage Band-er Personality Quizzes You can recognize a song or two from a game - it's placing them that's the problem. Chocolate Coins Halloween Party! Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy! 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March Mayhem 2011 Bracket March Mayhem 2011 Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket Kill Shot Anthony Saves The World Watched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World Landmark Forum Awards Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow! Branston Pickle Zero Punctuation Witnessed the introduction of a legend Unpunctuated Zero Punctuation The first time is always the best time. The Red Button Seriously, Don't Click it Whatever you do, don't click here. Steamy! Community Has linked their Steam account on their profile. Liked It Facebook Shared a piece of content using the Like button Junior Game Designer Extra Credits Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits Meta Meta Extra Credits Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows Help me! Please! Rise of Nightmares Trapped in Nightmare Mansion. Undead Monster Rise of Nightmares Fight me if you dare. Gremlin Zero Punctuation Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews. 11th Game of X-Mas Holiday 2011 You've uncovered the 11th Game of Christmas of 2011! 12th Game of X-Mas Holiday 2011 You've uncovered the 12th Game of Christmas of 2011! 10th Game of X-Mas Holiday 2011 You've uncovered the 10th Game of Christmas of 2011! 9th Game of X-Mas Holiday 2011 You've uncovered the 9th Game of Christmas of 2011! 8th Game of X-Mas Holiday 2011 You've uncovered the 8th Game of Christmas of 2011! 7th Game of X-Mas Holiday 2011 You've uncovered the 7th Game of Christmas of 2011! 6th Game of X-Mas Holiday 2011 You've uncovered the 6th Game of Christmas of 2011! 4th Game of X-Mas Holiday 2011 You've uncovered the 4th Game of Christmas of 2011! 3rd Game of X-Mas Holiday 2011 You've uncovered the 3rd Game of Christmas of 2011! 2nd Game of X-Mas Holiday 2011 You've uncovered the 2nd Game of Christmas of 2011! 5th Game of X-Mas Holiday 2011 You've uncovered the 5th Game of Christmas of 2011! 1st Game of X-Mas Holiday 2011 You've uncovered the 1st Game of Christmas of 2011! 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