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You've uncovered the 3rd Game of Christmas of 2011!

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Videogame music is cool and all, it's just not really your thing.

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You wave that geek flag, and you wave it proudly.

Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.

Scientific progress requires sacrifice. You know this.

I downloaded issue 261 as a PDF

Why bother with the main story when you can explore?

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Can it be?? Under the tree? A real live PONEE?!!

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We won the Webby...because we rule!

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