Voted in every match-up in March Mayhem 2010

I voted in every 2009 March Mayhem match-up!

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

To celebrate the triumph of intellect and romance over brute force and cynicism.

Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Solo is for suckers

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

You wave that geek flag, and you wave it proudly.

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist

You escaped from The Escapist's Phantom of the Arcade text adventure!

Enjoyed the contents of the 2009 Advent Calendar

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

"Crush your enemies!"

Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz

We won the Webby...because we rule!

"Surrender Monkey!"

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

Has fought 10 battles

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Has added a friend!

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has been added as a friend.

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Has set an avatar.

Has created a user profile.

Has fought 1 battle

Has won a battle

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

Has won more than one battle consecutively

For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.

You rolled a Bulbasaur on your INT check, but hopefully you had fun with the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Finally a squid you can huggle, snuggle, and cuttle!!

Watched 7 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Has connected their twitter account to their user profile

Has linked their Steam account on their profile.

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Not very scary, but deadly, just the same.

Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.

What you lack in height you make up for in charm.

Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.

You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...

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Has completed 25 quizzes.

Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

I correctly predicted Mojang AB as the March Mayhem 2011 event!

I voted in every match-up during 2011 March Mayhem

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

There are only two things that could make this better...

I know what you're going to say.

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Would you like another pellet?

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

You've got mail!

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Commented on an episode of Extra Credits

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

Posted a comment using Facebook

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Earned The Riddler result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Earned the Wolfman result. Watch out for fleas!

You've beaten a few of the The Elder Scrolls games.