You've been there, seen that, and bought a postcard.

You do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.

Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

It would take something or someone very special to thaw you out.

Scientific progress requires sacrifice. You know this.

Has received and read messages from 10 people.

When it finally comes down, the individual with a non-corrosive culinary multi-tool will have the edge.

Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Watched Red Alert on The Escapist Show

Better Red than Dead! Red Faction!

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has created a user profile.

Has set an avatar.

Has been added as a friend.

Has added a friend!

Has fought 1 battle

Has won more than one battle consecutively

I voted in every 2009 March Mayhem match-up!

We won the Webby...because we rule!

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Member of 1 User Group

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

Has added more than 10 friends.

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Enjoyed the contents of the 2009 Advent Calendar

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

"Crush your enemies!"

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has connected their profile to their Facebook account.

Why bother with the main story when you can explore?

You want to shoot things.

You know games are meant to be modified.

You've got this villain thing down cold.

Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.

You'd sell your own mother to buy a pack of gum. In fact, you probably already have.

Loyal, faithful, and true...just not very bright.

What you lack in height you make up for in charm.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Hit first, ask questions later.

Don't think we don't see you making eyes at those other badges, pal.

We're making you angry, and we wouldn't like you when you're angry!

You have your nerdy tendencies, but only once in a while.

Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Punch first, think later.

Guns and alcohol - the perfect combination.

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

So terribly tortured inside.

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Why can't these dang zombies just let me sit here and eat this donut?

I'll kill every zombie ass I see to save my little girl.

Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum! You pummel your enemies because you are so big and so strong.

You are infinitely more intelligent than the pitiful creatures with only one eye.

You are an insect-like creature that corrodes metal on contact and consumes the rust.

You are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Gamers are the new supermen.

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Has been added as a friend by 10 others.

Would you like another pellet?

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

You've got mail!

It's all about the music

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

Commented on an episode of Extra Credits

Whatever you do, don't click here.

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Earned The Master result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Earned the Catwoman result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz

Earned The Joker result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Has completed 50 quizzes.

Earned the Dracula result. Better stock up on sunscreen!

You've beaten a few of the The Elder Scrolls games.

I took the 2011 reader survey! I am a statistic!

Raptors rule!

Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

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