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It would take something or someone very special to thaw you out.

You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...

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Hit first, ask questions later.

You've got this villain thing down cold.

Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.

You might not die in a sketchy situation. Hooray!

If it's bright, colorful, and happy, you want to play it.

You've been following the Michaels since the videogame Armageddon began.

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Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

The ZP Mashup was no match for me! *flex*

We won the Webby...because we rule!

For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.

Has fought 1 battle

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Kewl as a cucumber, that is what my Dad always used to say. I guess he was hip to the jive before I was!

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has set an avatar.

Has created a user profile.

"Surrender Monkey!"

I downloaded Issue 210 as a PDF!

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

You rolled a Bulbasaur on your INT check, but hopefully you had fun with the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

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Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

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Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Now name him something tough so he doesn't get picked on at school.

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

I watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!

Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

"Crush your enemies!"

Voted in every match-up in March Mayhem 2010

Watched all 26 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Member of 1 User Group

Watched 16 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Your Mario-Fu is so weak, you must be a Goomba. Watch for falling plumbers.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

The very definition of Nerd Power.

Watched 25 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

You have embraced your path, but you still have much to learn.

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Adventuring is a kid's game, but you'll offer a sword and some tips.

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You're good-hearted and can wield Light incarnate, but you can't fly spaceships.

Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

So mopey...so sparkly.

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

Has read 250 Stolen Pixels comics.

Quit gawking and toss me that shotgun so I can blast these bastards.

You are infinitely more intelligent than the pitiful creatures with only one eye.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

There are only two things that could make this better...

I know what you're going to say.

The first time is always the best time.

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

All you wanted was infinite power. Instead you get eternity with Gilbert Gottfried.

Would you like another pellet?

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

You've got mail!

It's all about the music

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

The cursed numbers of misfortune.

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Earned The Silence result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Has completed 50 quizzes.

Earned the Poison Ivy result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Earned the Dracula result. Better stock up on sunscreen!

You're an experienced player of The Elder Scrolls series.