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Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

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You attack games as the cerebral challenges they are.

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We won the Webby...because we rule!

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You're not a master yet, but you're learning.

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There are some things you just love to hate.

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Has posted in a user group on over 360 days.

When merely winning isn't enough.

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I voted in every match-up during 2011 March Mayhem

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Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

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Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

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