Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

I voted in every match-up during 2011 March Mayhem

Posted a comment using Facebook

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

Voted in every match-up in March Mayhem 2010

Gamers are the new supermen.

Second Place - Cell Phone Pic Contest - 2010 Summer E Games

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

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Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

You'd sell your own mother to buy a pack of gum. In fact, you probably already have.

You're so smart, you must have been buffed by a Mage!

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

Scientific progress requires sacrifice. You know this.

There are some things you just love to hate.

Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Enjoyed the contents of the 2009 Advent Calendar

Why bother with the main story when you can explore?

Has received and read messages from 25 people.

Better Red than Dead! Red Faction!

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Has connected their profile to their Facebook account.

I entered a valid T-shirt during the Summer E Games

Has added their PSN account to their profile.

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 35 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched all 26 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Founder of User Group with 25 members

Has posted in a user group on over 30 different days.

Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

Watched 15 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched 7 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Has been added as a friend.

Has created a user profile.

Watched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 8 episodes of The Escapist Show

Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

Has been added as a friend by 10 others.

We won the Webby...because we rule!

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

You rolled a Bulbasaur on your INT check, but hopefully you had fun with the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!

Has added more than 10 friends.

Has won more than one battle consecutively

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Has added a friend!

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has set an avatar.

Has won a battle

"Surrender Monkey!"

Has fought 1 battle

Has received and read messages from 10 people.

Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched Red Alert on The Escapist Show

Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Who said that Rebecca Mayes is a talented artist for her album? I did, that's who.

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Member of 1 User Group

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Watched 25 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

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Save versus Fourth Edition.

"Crush your enemies!"

The very definition of Nerd Power.

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Watched 45 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Has been added as a friend by 25 others.

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

I downloaded issue 261 as a PDF

A hedgehog killed your mother. You shall have revenge!

You make ass-kicking an art form.

Big, loud, and obnoxious, but you have legions of (semi) loyal followers anyway.

Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.

Member of 15 user groups

You have successfully interacted with the Escapist WoW timeline.

What you lack in height you make up for in charm.

Spontaneity is important in life. You take it a little bit too far.

The fates have decided ... along with your help.

"Get a life"? Psh. This *is* your life.

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If you've got it, flaunt it.

You've got your strengths and faults, but hey - you're only human.

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Watched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World

Stay away from da voodoo.

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

There are only two things that could make this better...

The first time is always the best time.

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Would you like another pellet?

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

Watched all the PAX Extra Credits coverage

You've got mail!

It's all about the music

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Commented on an episode of Extra Credits

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has posted in a user group on over 120 different days.

You're an experienced player of The Elder Scrolls series.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Raptors rule!