"Hear the lamentations of their women!"

"See them driven before you!"

Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

"KHAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN"

"This is SPARTA!"

"Veni, vidi, vici."

"Crush your enemies!"

Has won 100 battles without the loss of a complete army

Has won 50 battles without the loss of a complete army

Has won 10 battles without the loss of a complete army

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

Has won 100 battles

Has won 50 battles

Has won 10 battles

Has won a battle

Has won more than one battle consecutively

Has earned more than 20,000 in a single battle

Has earned more than 100,000 treasure

Has earned more than 50,000 treasure

Has earned more than 25,000 treasure

Has earned more than 10,000 treasure

Has fought 100 battles

Has fought 10 battles

Has fought 1 battle

"Surrender Monkey!"

We won the Webby...because we rule!

Has added more than 10 friends.

Has added a friend!

Has been added as a friend by 10 others.

Has been added as a friend.

Has set an avatar.

Has created a user profile.

Has added their PSN account to their profile.

Has linked their Steam account on their profile.

Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

You escaped from The Escapist's Phantom of the Arcade text adventure!

I voted in every 2009 March Mayhem match-up!

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

Better Red than Dead! Red Faction!

I create a mash-up for the Red Faction Video Mash-up Contest

I voted in the Red Faction Blow Stuff Up Mash-Up!

You rolled a Bulbasaur on your INT check, but hopefully you had fun with the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!

Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz

Knows more about Star Trek than the Enterprise computer.

For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched Sonic unleashed on The Escapist Show

Watched Red Alert on The Escapist Show

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 8 episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Someone got their sexy elf on in The Escapist Show

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Has completed 25 quizzes.

Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Watched every episode of There Will Be Brawl

When it finally comes down, the individual with a non-corrosive culinary multi-tool will have the edge.

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Gamers are the new supermen.

I watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!

Member of 1 User Group

May the Aliens reign supreme! Join the AVP Battle!

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Aced the Oscars quiz

Voted in every match-up in March Mayhem 2010

You're the mortal enemy of the Mario Bros. But sometimes you go karting together.

I'm now an Alpha Protocol agent...shhhh, it's a secret!

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Solo is for suckers

You might not die in a sketchy situation. Hooray!

Has completed 50 quizzes.

You're not a master yet, but you're learning.

You could face Voldemort all by yourself!

Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

The very definition of Nerd Power.

You're one bad dude, and are totally going to hell for that.

You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.

You picked up a four-leaf clover and it wilted.

You wave that geek flag, and you wave it proudly.

Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.

Robe and hat not included.

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

You listen to fan remixes of videogame tunes... if you don't make them yourself.

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.

Punch first, think later.

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Give him a smoochie. You know you want to.

Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

Has completed 75 quizzes

I'll kill every zombie ass I see to save my little girl.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

I know what you're going to say.

The first time is always the best time.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Would you like another pellet?

You've got mail!

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Commented on an episode of Extra Credits

Earned the Weeping Angel result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Earned The Riddler result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Earned the Wolfman result. Watch out for fleas!

Remember, five second fuses burn down in three!

Shiny!

Sure, you may not be able to kill much on your own, but your tribe is pretty vicious in great numbers.

Raptors rule!