"This is SPARTA!"

"Veni, vidi, vici."

"KHAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN"

"Crush your enemies!"

Has won 100 battles without the loss of a complete army

Has won 50 battles without the loss of a complete army

Has won 10 battles without the loss of a complete army

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

Has won 100 battles

Has won 50 battles

Has won 10 battles

Has won a battle

Has won more than one battle consecutively

Has earned more than 20,000 in a single battle

Has earned more than 100,000 treasure

Has earned more than 50,000 treasure

Has earned more than 25,000 treasure

Has earned more than 10,000 treasure

Has fought 100 battles

Has fought 10 battles

Has fought 1 battle

"Surrender Monkey!"

We won the Webby...because we rule!

Has added more than 10 friends.

Has added a friend!

Has been added as a friend by 10 others.

Has been added as a friend.

Has set an avatar.

Has created a user profile.

Has added their PSN account to their profile.

Has linked their Steam account on their profile.

Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

You escaped from The Escapist's Phantom of the Arcade text adventure!

I voted in every 2009 March Mayhem match-up!

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

Better Red than Dead! Red Faction!

I create a mash-up for the Red Faction Video Mash-up Contest

I voted in the Red Faction Blow Stuff Up Mash-Up!

You rolled a Bulbasaur on your INT check, but hopefully you had fun with the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!

Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz

Knows more about Star Trek than the Enterprise computer.

For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched Sonic unleashed on The Escapist Show

Watched Red Alert on The Escapist Show

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 8 episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Someone got their sexy elf on in The Escapist Show

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Has completed 25 quizzes.