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First Place - Haiku Contest - 2008 GamerLympics

Watched 20 episodes of The Escapist Show

I was part of The Escapist's TF2 Tournament!

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

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This doesn't mean pyscho crazy or anything...just regular awesome crazy...which borderlines sugar-high crazy

"Surrender Monkey!"

My shirt was a finalist in the T-Shirt Contest!!!

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This cake is great. It's so delicious and moist.

Maybe you're good, maybe you're not. But you're definitely you, and that's what matters.

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Has been added as a friend by 50 others.

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Has received and read messages from 50 people.

Has been added as a friend by 25 others.

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Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

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I had a great idea, so I submitted to the T-Shirt Contest!

Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

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We won the Webby...because we rule!

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Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

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Has completed 10 quizzes.

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Watched 8 episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched Red Alert on The Escapist Show

Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

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Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

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Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

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Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

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You know who will win in a fight between a T-Rex and a million kittens.

Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Gamers are the new supermen.

Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist

I got off the Desert Bus in Las Vegas, Nevada!

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

You...you've earned it.

Can it be?? Under the tree? A real live PONEE?!!

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

"Crush your enemies!"

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Watched 16 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Voted in every match-up in March Mayhem 2010

Awarded to members of the Publisher's Club

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

It's all about the music

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

Ask me about my banhammer