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Solo is for suckers

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Who says ceremonial assassination can't be festive?

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"Surrender Monkey!"

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Gamers are the new supermen.

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We won the Webby...because we rule!

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You might not die in a sketchy situation. Hooray!

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Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits