The place im at
November 12, 1993
God of Pants/Follower of IronPenguin
This is a conversation, not a penis!
"My son, the day you were invented in our labs, all the marketing departments of Oriflame whispered the name: Glacier Ice. My child, I watched with pride as you grew into a cologne...of righteousness. Remember, our lines have always smelled with elegance
One of the few things I'm proud of.