Louis Francis Albert Victor Nicholas George Mountbatten 

The Mountbatten Estate 

June 25, 1900 

Being Lord Mountbatten. 

http://www.formspring.me/LordMountbatten 

Trust me, I'm a lord. 

Typing. Watch me (well, read me) go.
Exploration of the smallest possible area within my estate.
Maintaining my near-vegetative state. Many envy me for this quality. 

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.204282-International-view-of-the-English?page=7#6899538

That link explains my long-anticipated lordly rebirth. 

lordmountbattenofburma@gmail.com 

Lord Mountbatten