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The .50 Caliber Cow
Man Eating Cow
Member Since: 12 Mar 2011
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General Details Real Name: Man Eating Cow Location: A field in Manitoba... A FIELD OF EVIL! Birthdate: October 5, 1992 Occupation: Cow, Villain Motto: I am Cow, eating grass, Methane gas comes out my ass AND OUT MY MUZZLE WHEN I BELCH! Interests: Villainy, video games, grass. Bio: Distant Hills The distant hills call to me. Their rolling waves seduce my heart. Oh, how I want to graze in their lush valleys. Oh, how I want to run down their green slopes. Alas, I cannot. Damn the electric fence! Damn the electric fence! |
