John 

Hattiesburg, MS 

Professional Uno Player 

I'm a dog chasing a car 

Pwning n00bs, chillaxin' with my homeslices, being awesome, writing children's novels, dressing up to go to Wal-mart, watching Uwe Boll movies over and over, and pwning n00bs. 

People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right o 

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